liasangria:

doctorstoptheimpala:

klainersandcrisscolfers:

doctorstoptheimpala:

Do bananas float?

image

Yes. Yes they do.

thank you

that is a really nice photograph of that floating banana

(via itzy-bella-23)

122024

kellythirst:

baberaider:

kellythirst:

Don’t rate your fic as NC-17/explicit if it’s only handies you weak ass bitch

ok oNE TIME I READ A FANFIC ABOUT SPOCK GOING INTO A SEX SHOP LOOKING FOR A PRESENT FOR KIRK AND IT WAS RATED NC-17

AND HE REFERRED TO THE DILDOS AS “PHALLUSES” 

AND IT WAS RATED NC-17

okay why are you telling your life story on my text post 

(Source: tittyout, via itzy-bella-23)

6073

hey-how-ya-doing:

oomshi:

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

do i like you or do i like that you like me

(via typical-1d-url)

665403